So last night, I was walking to my car. Now, I live in an apartment complex, so you can imagine there are some…..we shall say “characters” around here. Something, though, I never imagined I’d find on the sidewalk? A glass of beer. Yes. A glass of beer, just chilling and minding it’s own business on the sidewalk.
I continued walking to my car, puzzled at the beer sitting perfectly in the middle of the sidewalk. As I was getting in the car, my neighbor comes around the corner in an SUV. He gets out, walks up to the beer, picks it up and…*drum roll* DRINKS IT! I about wretched….afterall, I could’ve peed in that thing and he’d never know. Plus it was raining. A side order of acid rain, anyone?
For some things, there are no explanations. This was definitely one of those things. But, this did prove beneficial, as I now know what my neighbor needs for Christmas; a beer cozy!
Filed under: Apartment Life, Salt Lake City | Tagged: Apartment Life, beer
