So, a few weeks back I was nosing around a dollar store. Why do I like dollar stores? Well, you can usually find something you really don’t need, however, it is cheap enough you can indulge. I’m always on the hunt for strange stuff, and this particular store was the eptiome of strange. But – with a name like Honk’s, what do you expect?
Anyway, I was drawn to the strange bath crap section where I found “cherry berry bath gel”. They totally ripped off the Bath and Body Works bottle design, but, like a fake Fendi in the trunk of a car, its second-rate nature was apparent. Normally, I won’t use any sort of unkown bath product due to my severe allergies. But, for $1, I figured, “What the hell” and into the basket it went.
As luck would have it, I didn’t break out in hives or go into anaphylactic shock! Now it lives happily in the bathtub providing me with soothing, berry, bubbly goodness. And the real bonus? It actually smells good – something that has proven to be a rarity when dealing with dollar store scents.
On second thought, it’s probably leftover toxic waste from Three Mile Island and any day, I will start glowing in the dark. But on the bright side, I will save on the electric bill.
Filed under: Americans, Dollar Store, Salt Lake City, Shopping, Useless Junk | Tagged: dollar store junk, Shopping
